But here is what I am thankful for... I am thankful that, although I am older, I am no longer my scary age. Lots of stuff happened that was very good but also sorta bad... I am just glad that that scary age is over.
I am thankful for the guy at the liquor store who ID'd me last week... and I think he was genuinely unsure if I was over 30. I mean, he did get sorta huffy when I asked him if he was serious.
And, as I become obsessed with how old I am compared to celebrities... and sometimes want to faint when I realize I am older... I am very thankful that I DEFINITELY look younger than these ho's who are actually born later than me...
Fergie, Chelsea Handler and Kate Gosselin are all allegedly born in 1975. Laaaaadies... looking rough!
Coco Austin allegedly born in 1979. I just about passed out at this one!
And, Lil Kim... four months AFTER me?!?! No way.
