Thank you to people who post stupid stuff on the Internet. Sometimes it is truly funny. I don't even care if it is staged; Jewish grandmas talking about sex is always going to be funny.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/grandma-kim-kardashian-sex-tape
I am also thankful to my 80 year old man stomach; that bastard only knocked me out for 2 days this time. Okay! Okay! Okay! I get it. Feta is not my friend - from any source. I wonder if it would be too weird to have a memorial service for cheese. I could invite my former friends milk and ice cream.
My gratitude to friends with kids who happily eat all my cooking. Such a refreshing change from my anoerxic in training kidlet who starts each meal with: "Do I have to eat this?" and who believes that flushing a granola bar down the toilet won't cause plumbing issues. Thank you, in advance, to the counsellor who will help him get over his picky eating habits and help him come to terms with being the first person in Canada in about 150 years to get scurvy.
And, finally, because I have been neglectful in giving public thanks to the paramedic, my deep gratitude to have someone in my life who will stand up for us and go a couple rounds with the grouchy neighbourhood bully, charm the pants off (not literally, thank God) the neighbourhood moms and always, always ensure that my needs are being met.
