Today I am thankful that our medical is free. Why am I thankful? Well, because had I paid for the rather apathetic and somewhat dimwitted advice I received, I would be demanding a refund. So, today, I am thankful that I did not have to pay to hear someone tell me something that is common sense but really, under the circumstances, not very bright.
Hers is how his side of the conversationa went and how I would have preferred my side went:
Me: While I wait another six weeks for more tests, do you have any advice for me to help alleviate my food issues?
Him: It is important to eat a well balanaced diet.
Me: No shit, Dr. Sherlock. But what advice do you have for someone who has trouble digesting a lot of food? I've had to give up dairy, whole grains and a lot of fruits and vegetables.
Him: In order to maintain your health, you need to follow the recommendations in the Canada Food Guide.
Me: Gee, do you think? I had not heard of that EVER.
Him: You can not give up all those foods as you need them to maintain your health.
Me: Even if they make me sick?
Him: Well, let's not jump to conclusions until we see some test results.
Me: Right... because I have NO IDEA what I'm talking about when I say "Food is making me sick and has been for over six months."
Him: Did you have any more questions?
Me: Am I being Prank'd? Because you seriously can't be for real...
Like I said... I am thankful it was free.
